Muzzy Spanish - WHY CAN'T MY TOASTER SPEAK SPANISH?

WHY CAN'T MY TOASTER SPEAK SPANISH?

i have tried teaching it spanish many times bfore, but it can't even give me a simple "hola". what do i do? p.s. MUZZY DOES NOT WORK.

Public Comments

It does not speak English either--does it. LOL
The best method is full immersion,I suggest sending your toaster to a Spanish speaking country. If you cannot afford this, or cannot stand to leave your toaster for an extended period of time, I suggest buying it some Spanish books/materials. Good Luck
Oh my gosh! I have the same problem! I guess you should just set the toaster (unplugged) in front of the TV and put on some telenovelas. The toaster will get hooked, I'm sure, and should be fluent in no time.
maybe it has laryngitis and lost its voice.
I suggest Getting a French toaster.. They make good french toast too.
toaster? are you alright?
Maybe its just shy. Try teaching it another langauge. Perhaps Italian
It was probably made in China. Try speaking Chinese. :]
It didn't vote for Obama. Only Obama supporters are allowed to learn Spanish - it's mandatory for them.
Do toasters speak?? I must've missed that one...
Coz if it did, it would, instead of wind going out, electricity would go out, and u would get electrocuted and die, so actually, u're lucky that it doesnt speak.
LMFAO; get a new toaster:D
There is one simple solution to this problem: The mouth. Toasters are actually, contrary to popular belief, very smart. At their creation, they were blessed with a big, functioning brain. The only reason your toaster does not speak Spanish is because it does not have a mouth. Do it a favor: Give it one! Sharpie should do it, or if you want to be more high-class, use paint. Be sure to include both lips, two rows of teeth, and a tongue. Your toaster will thank you, and it will also be able to converse with you in Spanish. A warning, though: Some toasters, since they have been silent for so many years, will be naturally chatty. After you have drawn the mouth on, you may go for a few weeks without sleep, due to the toaster's long, drawn-out talks about the meaning of life and poodles. Maybe it's worth it, though.